Thursday, January 7, 2010

Vocab for Morons. Day 3

Hello, friends. Today's lesson is vocabulary.

First off, let's discuss "binky". Is this even a word in any language? Repeat after me. PACIFIER. Please never say binky to my kid; we are teaching him English, not the language of make believe words.

Next up - Baba. Really?! Is it so hard to simply say bottle?? It is the exact same number of syllables! Stop being a tool.

While we are on the subject of vocabulary, eggspecially and expresso are not words. Neither are liberry, fustrated and estatic.

Let's stop here for today. I don't want your head to explode.

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